I love clouds and roofs and trees. I once even had a blog called “roof porn”. (I guess it’s now part of that pile of dead data whizzing around our heads that will be exhumed by a future tech-archaeologist, if it’s not sizzled by an errant solar flare.)

Keith Burt has painted my dream exhibition. It sounds so gushy when I write that, but it’s true.

Now will someone please buy me one?

This will do. Or this one. Or this, please?